OMG, the SPECTRUM!

Michael and Claribel here. WHAT IS UP? YO! CHICKA!

We be at the Spectrum yo! The heart of the OC. Well, the kidneys or the gallbladder... SOUTH COAST PLAZA is the heart. Like duh! We are here to tell about the hippest and hoppinest of the stores! Chocolate Mountain or whatever it's called. A+++++++++++++++++. That good. Try the Avalanche Bark. It's so superdeduperly awesome possum. What do you think, Claribel, about the Halloween Boutique?

Whorelicious... WAIT let me think! I can't do it on the spot (p.s. that is most certainly what she said). Ew crying baby. Like really. Someone shut that kid up. This isn't a sweat shop. It's the Apple store. (I LIKE APPLES.)

Now, what about Kelly's?
MMMMMMMmmmMMmMmMMMmm. Bomb-shizzle. Those cappuccizzles are fo shizzles yo. Try the Milky Way. It's like so totally awesome.

THE PET STORE! Chinchilla! Chinchy! She's so sassy. Her and her Chinchilla bath (mmm girl). Where be da bubbles? So tonight, we wanted to get a little gangstered up yo Chingy yo. We is from da OC up in da Hizouse. WEEZY. Such a bummer.

We're signing off for now. MUCH LOVE AND PEACE AND WORD AND SUCH AS FO SHIZZLE NOW YEAH LIKE TOTALLY WHATEVER YOU KNOW WHATEVER YEAH LIKE YEAH UHUH MHM YEAH WHAT LIKE UHUH,

Michael and Claribel.

PS. Word. to your motherizzle. Yo.